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~!~!~ Screams Of The Wocie Promo Video~!~!~

Here It is The Promo Video. Enjoy!!! Much Love, Scream Mistress~

~!~!~Scream of The Wocie~!~!~

Thanks So Much For Screaming Woc It means the world To Scream At The World and me. You're using this site and your fight and right to scream!!! Continue screaming when you feel the need we'll be here.

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~!~!~Scream of The Wocie~!~!~




I hate this feeling that you constantly leave with me. Just screw off, jump off a cliff, but you better not die because I want you to feel what I've felt everyday for the past ten years of my life. I hate you and the way I am just another hand to step on or pull down once you've escaped the pits of hell, where you came from. With all this sorrow I've felt for so long, I've turned it into rage to those who do this to me. How DARE you step all over me to reach your goal?! I am not some stupid pawn. Screw OFF! I'm tried of feeling so horrible it was or seemed to be my purpose in life to make others happy. And maybe it is but, it is NOT my purpose in life to be pissed on and to have my happiness sucked away by your selfish needs.

I can not and WILL NOT carry you on my shoulders any longer. I CAN live without you and your so called 'friendship'. If you try to use me again for your selfish needs I will rip out your spleen with a blunt rusted spoon and force you to watch the cannibals of this world devour it. I will give them permission to eat you alive and take anything they want from you. And the main dish will be your cold black heart, after all it's not like you use it anyway. And to you I say good bye, you assholes.


Find someone else to be your slave because I'm through. I am better than a slave or the dirt you seem to associate me with. I am better than you. I maybe meant to make others happy, but not at the cost of my happiness, my sanity nor my life. It's taken so long to finally say this but now I will, "Fuck off already! I hope your life is as miserable as you made mine."

!!!!!New Promo Video For Scream At The World!!!!!

!^_^~! Suffering Silence Interview!~^_^! (Promo Vid)

This is the brand Spankin new promo vid for suffering silence. Hope you love it!!!



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*_*~!AStroNinja's Promo Video For InterVIew!~*_*

Promo video I made for Astroninja Hope you love it!!!



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^_~!~_~! Screamers of the AstroNinja Society!~_~!^_~

1.) Who thought of the name Astroninja? Why was this name picked?
DONG: The birth of the band name came as a surreal form of camaraderie that we seemingly conjured during a session of cocaine production. (I'm serious)
UDON JUAN: Dude that wasn't cocaine. That was grape Kool-Aid for my grandmother.
RAMON: Levan came up with it! I think he wanted it to sound like 'anus in a jar'
LEVAN: (ponders hard) HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! Fuck, that is so awesome!

2.) Has there ever been a random thing or person that you've just wanted to possess or have? If yes why?
UDON JUAN: I want to possess Linda Blair again. It was fun back in '73. Oops no one was supposed to know that.
DONG: No. I already am the greatest thing and person. Why would I want to be engulfed in another?
LEVAN: OMG, did you see that fucking squirrel? Was I the only one who saw it?!

3.) What got you inspired to do music and why?
UDON JUAN: The Beach Boys 'Kokomo'. The first song I ever heard. Still love that shit.
LEVAN: I want to BBQ a squirrel. So I wrote a song about it. I called it “BBQ The Squirrel Song”! We love music with chopsticks and ping pong together with kung fu and anime!

4.) Is it hard getting fans in the U.S. when you live in Singapore? Why or why not?
DONG: Nope, convergence and the effects of globalization has made it quite simple to reach out to audience’s right from our bedrooms. The fact that we're doing an American-based interview right now makes that fact! Plus our innate good looks helped boost our unheralded debut.
LEVAN: (COUGH!) Also, our delusion works well. We have deluded ourselves to think we’re exceedingly good looking. When we look in the mirror we go “FUCK WE ARE GORGEOUS” and then our mothers slap us with raw and stinky fish because we’re actually ugly. We love Americans! And Europeans and Japanese, all! – basically anyone who likes pink panda bears. Whoever doesn’t like a pink panda bear is quite possibly the uncoolest people to exist since the cavemen days!

5.) What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body? Or what's the strangest thing you've seen someone do with their body?
UDON JUAN: I can fart to the tune of our national anthem.
DONG - Have a 20 inch erection.
LEVAN: And use that erection to win an election into the golf tournament.

6.) What do you love most about being in a band and why?
LEVAN: Having our music heard by people around the world is sexier than a bloody sexy sexian (Someone who is sexy). It beats the best burger in town. It’s like aural sex, super awesomely fantastic. There’s no better feeling!
DONG: Having other like-minded musicians sharing a common bond and the opportunity to make and display the music we make.

7.) What's your biggest obsession and why are you obsessed with it?
UDON JUAN: B-grade horror movies. They're banned here and I get to gross people out with ‘em!
LEVAN: Have you ever tried cooking ping pong balls with golf balls with gravy? The relatives love it. They are obsessed with our cooking. Throw in the occasional stray flea and you have a formula for a killer dish to please the folks!

8.) If you could break one law in world what would it be and why?
LEVAN: We’d chew gum and put them into a giant gum ball machine of chewed up gum. Chewing gum is BANNED IN SINGAPORE. How queer is that? We’d also like to challenge gravity to a duel of wits and brawn. We defy gravity because gravity shagged my cousin!
UDON JUAN: Political correctness. Whatever happened to the good ol' days when you could watch Speedy Gonzalez go 'Arriba!' and no damn censors would be up in his ass.

9.) What's you biggest fear and why are you afraid?
DONG - I'm afraid of questions like these.
LEVAN: BEWARE of old grannies from Finland. They are said to pluck grapes from the bunch without paying for them at the supermarket. BECAREFUL of elderly people. DARKNESS!They may smile when you talk to them but in their hearts

10.) Do you believe in true love? If so why?
UDON JUAN: It's happening now.
RAMON: Yeah, that’s everything I see in my girlfriend, Naomi.

11.) Can you see yourself doing something else besides music?
LEVAN: Crushing trees with the fist of our minds. All Asians possess tree crushing powers that rival the strength of a drunk Irishman or a sane US president!

12.) If something kept you from playing music like you losing your hands or your voice, how would continue to make music?
UDON JUAN: I'd play bass notes with my feet!
DONG: With whatever remaining limbs I have. sheer dedication and passion that drives me will continue it’s foray! The heart writes the songs, the body makes it.

13.) If you could be reincarnated into anything what would it be and why?
UDON JUAN: Bathwater. So I'd be able to see every Mmm...thang! Hopefully I don't end up in Fat Bastard's toilet.
LEVAN: I already know what I will be reincarnated us; a monkey in a bra in a zebra tree!
14.) How would your friends describe you?
RAMON: Drunk!
UDUN JUAN: Fonky with a capital F.
DONG: Smart, rich, handsome, attractive but at most times, delusional!
LEVAN: My friends tell me I never repeat myself. My friends tell me I never repeat myself.

15.) What's the most evilest thing you've ever done to a person and why?
RAMON: This happened when I was very young. My cousin found an insect in his drink, I think it was a fucking dragonfly so he went to return it but the lady told him "It’s okay, just drink up insects make you healthy" and I had to do the right thing so I shouted "WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY TWO BALLS!". I guess that was kinda evil cause this happened in church
LEVAN: God will bless you still Ramon, even if you’re an asshole! EVILLLLL ASSHOLE!
16.) What did you love most about school and what did you hate most about school?
LEVAN: Are you talking about normal boring school or super ninja school?

17.) What would you say to anybody that's ever hated on you or said you couldn't pursue your dreams? Why would you say that?
UDON JUAN: I'd just put a finger over my lips. Silence is golden.
DONG: I wouldn't say anything. I'd just prove them wrong. Actions triumph over words.
RAMON: Probably say something mean about their mom.
LEVAN: As ninjas we will be able to kidnap them easily. Then we will run hot shower water down their backs and force them to read the newspaper ten times through before we take them out and dump them in a freezer and sell their limbs for ice cream to unsuspecting kids!
18.) If the world were to end tomorrow what would you do on your last day on earth? Do you feel you've done all you could do?
UDON JUAN: Listen to The Dark Side Of The Moon, have one final ear-gasm and just close my eyes. Well of course I'd still feel there's a lot to do. So much music, so little time!
RAMON: I'd go for a sex change and convince my girlfriend that being a lesbian is way more fun.
LEVAN: Kiss my girlfriend, suggest a quick shag, perform one last time with my band mates as the comet comes crashing down through the atmosphere and prepare myself for a giant boom boom boom shake the fucking room!
19.) How would people describe your music?
UDON JUAN: The Incredible Hulk making love to Strawberry Shortcake in a tub full of baked beans!
LEVAN: The sound of your mother throwing her pots and pans down the stairs and the squishy sound the pizza boy makes when your hot sister flirts with him.
20.) What would you say is your best physical feature and why?
LEVAN: Our tentacles! Hentai!

21.) What's your message to the world?
LEVAN: To all our fans from all parts of the world, thank you for giving us a great start! Add us at www. myspace. com/astroninary and we’ll gladly say hi! We love finding out about cultures and people from across the world and making friends from everywhere! See you there and remember, you’re a short time living and a long time dead, so say FUCK IT when anyone tries to put your dreams down. Live like there’s no fucking tomorrow. From Singapore to the rest of the world, NIL SINE LABORE!


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